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Dijonnaise?

Ben — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:19:09 GMT

Of course this is old news, but I just remembered the first time I saw the commercial for Dijonnaise. I was horrified. How could they take something pure and innocent like mustard and ruin it? And now they even have mayo in squeeze bottles!!! What next?!

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japanese mayo restaurant

tedschram — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:32:21 GMT

from News Of The Weird last week
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw071021.html

Questionable Menus:

Puzzlingly, young adults in Japan seem particularly drawn toward mayonnaise, and thus Koji Nakamura might have a shot at success with his Mayonnaise Kitchen restaurant in a Tokyo suburb, according to an August Reuters story. Included in his fare are several mayonnaise-flavored cocktails, including the "Mayogarita." [Reuters, 8-14-07]

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What are we supossed to do with all the mayo then?

tedschram — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:24:10 GMT

so, you people don't liek mayonnaise then? well, what the hell do you propse we do with all the mayo that is already out there, on shelves in stores, in jars in refridgerators and pantries, i mewan what the hell are we spoopowsed to do with ALL THAT GODDAMNMEND MAYONNAEYS? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT,? THER'ES TOO MUCH, YOU CAN'T JUST FLUSCH it down teh toilet!!!!!

I'm sorry I got a little excited, it's just that mayonnaise is a subject that is so dear to my heart . . .

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Rachael Ray is our hero

Craig — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:12:51 GMT

We should all applaud Rachael Ray for being so outspoken about the condiment from hell. It's great to have someone in the mainstream media who is fighting our cause. I am also very happy to find this community of mayohaters sho share my dream of a world without mayo. Please, please please, check out my blog at holdthatmayo.com and let your voices be heard from there as well. ( I have lot of nice rachael Ray links on there and you can see firsthand how she is taking on this horrible condiment )

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Mayo-Free Garlic Potato Salad

Debs — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:07:07 GMT

I had to post this here.....this potato salad rocks and does not contain any of the devil's condiment.

1. in a large pyrex bowl, cut up red potatos into chunks.
2. Toss with Olive oil (about 1/8-1/4 cup), chopped fresh garlic (to taste), salt, pepper and parsley.
3. Cover and Nuke on Hi for 25-35 minutes, stopping to stir every 10 minutes or so.
4. Let cool or chill before serving

Thats it. Enjoy......

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Another Reason Mayo is Evil

Debs — Thu, 03 May 2007 16:46:39 GMT

Science MAY indeed prove that mayo is bad....not that we need that proof to NOT eat that crap.

http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050514/food.asp

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I have a new idea!

tedschram — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:40:44 GMT

instead of maayonnaise you can use vanilla-carrot paste! ground-up carrots with some vanilla frosting to make it white, and then it has all the goodness of carrots (which are really healthy and good for you and they give you legs) and this will also have the whiteness of vanilla, which is essential if you need to make it look like ther'es really mayo in there! vanilla also helps with the flavor too, and brings the bonus points of the sugar.

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Mayo - alternate names

Debs — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:52:48 GMT

I call mayo "The Devil's Condiment"

I hate the stuff....it smells bad, it taste's bad, and its just plain bad for you. My own private hell would be that in which I was forced to put mayo on everything.

What other names do you use to refer to that wretched stuff?

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what we can do with mayo

happyinlife — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:25:54 GMT

1) this is what you should do with Mayo :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullscreen?video_id=nlBsssBmogM&l=15&s=73CA12C4D0553791:A2D2A680D86F608F&fs=1&title=MASSiVE%20MAYONNAiSE (dont try this at home)

2) this is what you should never do with Mayo :-! http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullscreen?video_id=VUgNGTB4K1Q&l=83&s=73CA12C4D0553791:A2D2A680D86F608F&fs=1&title=The%20Mayo%20Commercial (just never do this)

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Milk?

happyinlife — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 18:30:05 GMT

Just wondering, where any of you allergic to milk as I was as a small child?
I often wonder if that make me develop the hatred for the taste of Mayo and milk products.

Also do any of you also hate milk?

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Mayonnaise is the light, the oneness, our saviour!!!

tedschram — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 20:15:04 GMT

With mayonnaise I was once blind but thru the power of mayonnaise I was able to scrape the bricks out of my eyes and shake off that cape of fear that circled around me like bats!! Thanks to mayonnaise I now am an insider in the banking industry!! IF it weren't for mayonnaise I wouldn't have touched the spirit, the once and future king, and there would be a void in my pocket where the mayo packets now go!

Mayonnaise doesn't need a reason, it doesn't need a boxful of squishy scented foam houses with local business names & logos on the side, for you see, mayonnaise just is!

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i fuckin hate mayonaise!!!!

rebecca — Wed, 16 Jun 2004 18:59:15 GMT

I just found out my boyfriend puts it in almost everything. I don't see this relationship working out.

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just want to say...

ericsiemer — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:02:52 GMT

...i found this tribe last night and today at work i read every topic and posting. i shared your disgust, i laughed at the experiences we share in our war against the condiment which shall not be mentioned here.

and ryan, you are a freaking hilarious genius. thank you for starting and moderating this tribe. united we stand !!

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Undercover Brother

jamesgonly — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:17:33 GMT

That's me. Fearless, non-prejudiced, champion against "the man". My only weakness: Mayonnaise. Uhhhhhhhkkkkk. The worst slimy invention ever brought to the storeshelves. It's like I'm the vampire and the only way to keep me out of your house at night is to slather the walls with it. Or better yet move next door to Best Foods mayo plant. I despise it, as it does me. We are bitter enemies. It is always trying make its way onto my lunch, and I'm perennially scraping it from my bun.

My lunch order: "Whatever you got, hold the Mayo. What's in that secret sauce? Mayo? Hold the secret sauce!"

My defenses against it: Research the secret sauce. A butter or plastic knife, (in emergencies and calling card or some type of throwaway credit card type of straight edge). Tabasco Sauce. Abstinence/Avoidance.

Tips to avoid the "Blind Mayo": Blind Mayo is the type of Mayo in Salads or foods that acts a waxy buffer to keep a clumpable consistency. Examples- Cold Macaroni Salad (KFC, Buffet/Salad/Smorgasboard) Ranch & Thousand Island Dressing, Potato Salad, other Fast Food Specialty "Secret Sauces".

Social acceptance to my Anti-Mayo standpoint, is few. My fanily and friends all love it. Many wonder how my body lives without it. I have but one defense:

"Mayo is one of the few condiments that needs no refrigeration. It will not go bad if stored at room temperature. Seriously! It can last months on the counter. Once it hits oxygen, the mere smell of hour or seconds old mayonnaise will curl my nostril hairs" Wierd wierd wierd. Gross gross gross!

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more mayo trauma

ericsiemer — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 22:40:12 GMT

so i was at a superbowl party last weekend. eating tasty food thats bad for you, and i went outside to have a drink with the guys manning the grill. and what do you think i saw?

even now, it makes me shudder. there on the grill, in their glory, were fine fillets of swordfish. hovering above was a friend, and he had a jar of mayo, and he was slathering it on the fish. with a brush and a knife. layering, lubing, drowning that poor poor swordfish in vile mayo.

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GODDAMN THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING!!

tedschram — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:08 GMT

Boy, isn't this great? I tell you, this is really something, yes it is. Really something else. This is great, just great, boy oh boy, this is really something, isn't it?

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hamburgers with Mayo ...WTF?

happyinlife — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:01:05 GMT

Why is it every time I stop at Wendy's and ask for a spicy chicken sandwich with mustard and no Mayo, they always fuck it up?

When did the powers that be at burger king decide everything must have Mayo?
Traditionally hamburgers came with ketchup and mustard, NOT MAYO!

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either way you slice it...

xeres — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:16:18 GMT

i heard two people at work talking about how they're on a diet and how diet soda or food doesnt taste very good. Then one of the ladies says "well i use light mayo and "it's totally not as good!"

I just walked off mumbling "you can take all the fat out of a turd... you're still eating shit."

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redneck word o' the day....

captain-girlie-pants — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:07:39 GMT

....mayonaise

"Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"

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mayo and the truth don't mix well

Peter Pan — Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:54:24 GMT

you folks heard it here first mayo is actually satan's sperm! Wake your parents call your friends everyone must learn the truth of mayo and the evil from which it cums!

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6 to add to the list

stanton — Sun, 07 Mar 2004 04:12:04 GMT

Miracle Whip (TM): I don't know what that shit really is, but it's clearly an attempt to be just like mayo but not quite, so it has to go.

British 'salad cream': Gawd, what an abomination.

tartar sauce: Let's face it, it's just mayo with pickle bits in it. Blech.

tuna salad, ham salad, potato salad, cole slaw: Salad my ass. Lettuce and tomatoes and cucumbers is a salad. This crap is "chopped up food that would otherwise be good, but which just got ruined by a whole shitload of nasty, gross mayo".

custard: This is just mayo for desert. NAS-TEE.

Caesar salad: Can you say "salad ruined by a thin, water mayo concoction, sometimes even with anchovies, which makes it even worse?" Ick!

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Damn Seventeen Magazine!!!!

tiffanyrose — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:16:17 GMT

So decades ago when I was in Jr High my grandma got me a subscription to Seventeen magazine. My friends all thought that was pretty cool, you know cuz I was only 13. So what does that have to do with Mayo you ask?
Well that damn magazine had a "do it yourself" beauty tip article one summer, and being 13 I was not able to afford any other beauty stuff other than "do it yourself" type things. And it being Summer I had a lot of time on my hands. So I gave these beauty recipes a try.
Seventeen told me, and like a sheep I followed, to put mayo in my hair for the best at home conditioner. Now I didn't like Mayo on my food! WHY did I think I would like it on my hair?

Remember this was summer, it was HOT out. My hair stank for days no matter how many times I washed it. Blech! It got worse before it got better over the course of 4-5 days! My hair was silky and beautifully shiny, but it smelled so bad who would want to get near it?

It was so gross!

What ever you do, DO NOT BELIEVE it is good for your hair. It was some crazy Seventeen and Best Foods conspiracy to make smelly teenage girls!

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fucked my lunch...

xeres — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:44:12 GMT

So my buddy drags me to this new stripmall greek place for lunch. I order a gyro and forgot they put that cucumber dressing shit on there... i bring it back to work and am so disappointed. I dont even know whats in it but the whole time im eating it im just disgusted. A couple bites in and I just quit....

another meal ruined by the creamy white death.

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i hate mayo

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:53:30 GMT

too

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Mayo on TV

tricksy16 — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 03:22:36 GMT

Has anyone seen these commercials with the giant tub of mayo? "come see our new bigggggg container so you can put mayo all over everything" A container so giant you can dip your entire plate in! Someone actually forced a child to hold it! (where's CPS?) This has to be the most disgusting filth ever on my TV. I'm calling my congressman!!! WTF??????

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even worse

stereo — Mon, 27 Sep 2004 22:13:21 GMT

is when you ask for 'no mayo' and the power of conditioned response dictates that the sandwich making chud has to put something on the bread, so you end up with twice as much fuckin' MUSTARD!

ever have that happen?

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Fry Sauce...

xeres — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 21:33:44 GMT

Yeah unfortunately I just got back from Salt Lake City and went to a fast food restaurant to grab some food. The girl behind the counter hands me my grub and some shit called "Fry Sauce"... I'm like "hey what's this?"... "its fry sauce"... "yeah... i can see that...what's in it?"... "oh well it's ketchup and mayo mixed"... a little vomit made its way to my lips.

Turns out that's all they fucking eat in that state... fucking fry sauce... I hate you Utah.

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ranch dressing

charmainey — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:17:26 GMT

who hates ranch dressing as well? i HATE it because the sheer stench makes me want to puke.

long live the mayo haters!!!

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It's hard being a mayophobe

xeres — Thu, 16 Oct 2003 21:17:54 GMT

"Oh just wipe it off with a napkin." You know if i hear that one more time i'm going to snap.

As if the damage hasn't already been done. I might as well wipe it off with my ass because either way it's not going to get eaten now.

Damn i hope im not the only person this frustrated about mayo.

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THANK GOD !!!

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:32:03 GMT

I'm not the only one who is and always has been disgusted with mayonaise! making excuses not to have to eat it, "i'm allergic" lol
just the idea of eggs oil and water or milk or what the fuck ever turns my stomach why do yah wanna make everything soggy and salty anyways? fukin gross'

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Mayo Haters off-topic

jamesgonly — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:19:47 GMT

Sorry about the double posting. I clicked submit and it gave me an error, so I edited and re-submitted. Peace Y'all.

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Undercover Brother

jamesgonly — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:11:47 GMT

That's me. Fearless, non-prejudiced, champion against "the man". My only weakness: Mayonnaise. Uhhhhhhhkkkkk. The worst slimy invention ever brought to the storeshelves. It's like I'm the vampire and the only way to keep me out of your house at night is to slather the walls with it. Or better yet move next door to Best Foods mayo plant. I despise it, as it does me. We are bitter enemies. It is always trying make its way onto my lunch, and I'm perennially scraping it from my bun.

My lunch order: "Whatever you got, hold the Mayo. What's in that secret sauce? Mayo? Hold the secret sauce!"

My defenses against it: Research the secret sauce. A butter or plastic knife, (in emergencies and calling card or some type of throwaway credit card type of straight edge). Tabasco Sauce. Abstinence/Avoidance.

Tips to avoid the "Blind Mayo": Blind Mayo is the type of Mayo in Salads or foods that acts a waxy buffer to keep a clumpable consistency. Examples- Cold Macaroni Salad (KFC, Buffet/Salad/Smorgasboard) Ranch & Thousand Island Dressing, Potato Salad, other Fast Food Specialty "Secret Sauces".

Social acceptance to my Anti-Mayo standpoint, is few. Many wonder how my body lives without it. I have but one defense:

"Mayo is one of the few condiments that needs no refrigeration. It will not go bad if stored at room temperature. Once it hits oxygen, the mere smell of hour old mayonnaise will curl my nostril hairs" Wierd wierd wierd. Gross gross gross!

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Duke's

Lori — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:04:11 GMT

Just be glad you don't live in the South where they slather the pus on any and everything! I was born hating mayonnaise and I have never waivered. So called friends have encouraged me to eat a certain dip, (spinach, crab, for instance), knowing that it contained the foul ingredient.....and when I "liked" it, they then admit that it included mayo. Then I spend the rest of the night vomiting. With friends like that......

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why?

xstarlessxnightsx — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 15:15:58 GMT

why is it that just looking at mayo digusts me? the way it wiggles, the smell....GROOS WHIO THE HELL EATS THIS SHIT!!!

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oh and the corner cheese!

rebecca — Wed, 16 Jun 2004 19:00:13 GMT

the way it collects in the corners of people's mouths.... god that's vile!

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Dijonnaise?

innuendoes — Wed, 19 May 2004 01:24:03 GMT

Did anyone else freak out the first time they saw a commercial for Dijonnaise? I am sooo not happy about all the products coming out where they mix in a little of--as my good friend calls it--the devil's condiment.

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Fucking Mayo

xeres — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 07:23:40 GMT

When you love mayo so goddamn much that you'll kill a person over it... you're a sick fuck.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/topstory/2268726

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Nayonaise?

bjherod — Mon, 03 Nov 2003 15:02:48 GMT

Nayonaise, tofu based mayonaise substitute. No eggs, just down-home tofu. Hate? No hate?

Mayo Haters's topics - tribe.net

Dijonnaise?

japanese mayo restaurant

What are we supossed to do with all the mayo then?

Rachael Ray is our hero

Mayo-Free Garlic Potato Salad

Another Reason Mayo is Evil

I have a new idea!

Mayo - alternate names

what we can do with mayo

Milk?

Mayonnaise is the light, the oneness, our saviour!!!

i fuckin hate mayonaise!!!!

just want to say...

Undercover Brother

more mayo trauma

GODDAMN THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING!!

hamburgers with Mayo ...WTF?

either way you slice it...

redneck word o' the day....

mayo and the truth don't mix well

6 to add to the list

Damn Seventeen Magazine!!!!

fucked my lunch...

i hate mayo

Mayo on TV

even worse

Fry Sauce...

ranch dressing

It's hard being a mayophobe

THANK GOD !!!

Mayo Haters off-topic

Undercover Brother

Duke's

why?

oh and the corner cheese!

Dijonnaise?

Fucking Mayo

Nayonaise?

Right up in there.