What are we supossed to do with all the mayo then?

topic posted Mon, February 26, 2007 - 10:24 PM by  Ted
so, you people don't liek mayonnaise then? well, what the hell do you propse we do with all the mayo that is already out there, on shelves in stores, in jars in refridgerators and pantries, i mewan what the hell are we spoopowsed to do with ALL THAT GODDAMNMEND MAYONNAEYS? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT,? THER'ES TOO MUCH, YOU CAN'T JUST FLUSCH it down teh toilet!!!!!

I'm sorry I got a little excited, it's just that mayonnaise is a subject that is so dear to my heart . . .
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Ted
offline Ted
SF Bay Area
  • Mayo is but one of the many biohazards mankind has to contend with. I say bury it deep underground, out in the middle of nowhere where only poor people live. If we surround it with depleted plutonium, it might contain the horror that is mayo.

    And if mayo hating is an issue for you, why did you come here? I'm on this tribe so I can have a safe place to express my condiment choices free from the judgement of mainstream, mayocentric society.



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