i heard two people at work talking about how they're on a diet and how diet soda or food doesnt taste very good. Then one of the ladies says "well i use light mayo and "it's totally not as good!"
I just walked off mumbling "you can take all the fat out of a turd... you're still eating shit."
I just walked off mumbling "you can take all the fat out of a turd... you're still eating shit."