Miracle Whip (TM): I don't know what that shit really is, but it's clearly an attempt to be just like mayo but not quite, so it has to go.
British 'salad cream': Gawd, what an abomination.
tartar sauce: Let's face it, it's just mayo with pickle bits in it. Blech.
tuna salad, ham salad, potato salad, cole slaw: Salad my ass. Lettuce and tomatoes and cucumbers is a salad. This crap is "chopped up food that would otherwise be good, but which just got ruined by a whole shitload of nasty, gross mayo".
custard: This is just mayo for desert. NAS-TEE.
Caesar salad: Can you say "salad ruined by a thin, water mayo concoction, sometimes even with anchovies, which makes it even worse?" Ick!
British 'salad cream': Gawd, what an abomination.
tartar sauce: Let's face it, it's just mayo with pickle bits in it. Blech.
tuna salad, ham salad, potato salad, cole slaw: Salad my ass. Lettuce and tomatoes and cucumbers is a salad. This crap is "chopped up food that would otherwise be good, but which just got ruined by a whole shitload of nasty, gross mayo".
custard: This is just mayo for desert. NAS-TEE.
Caesar salad: Can you say "salad ruined by a thin, water mayo concoction, sometimes even with anchovies, which makes it even worse?" Ick!
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Re: 6 to add to the list
Tue, October 4, 2005 - 3:19 PMOmg you are a genius, everything i wanted to say you already did, i actually am scared of Mayo and run from the jar, its a fear, i can't even wash plates if theres any on them ,i can't even touch it without shaking, keep up the good mayo hating!
