With mayonnaise I was once blind but thru the power of mayonnaise I was able to scrape the bricks out of my eyes and shake off that cape of fear that circled around me like bats!! Thanks to mayonnaise I now am an insider in the banking industry!! IF it weren't for mayonnaise I wouldn't have touched the spirit, the once and future king, and there would be a void in my pocket where the mayo packets now go!

Mayonnaise doesn't need a reason, it doesn't need a boxful of squishy scented foam houses with local business names & logos on the side, for you see, mayonnaise just is!