Dijonnaise?

topic posted Mon, June 2, 2008 - 11:19 PM by  Ben
Of course this is old news, but I just remembered the first time I saw the commercial for Dijonnaise. I was horrified. How could they take something pure and innocent like mustard and ruin it? And now they even have mayo in squeeze bottles!!! What next?!
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Ben
offline Ben
Portland
  • Re: Dijonnaise?

    Thu, June 5, 2008 - 5:44 PM
    THIS TIME I MEAN IT!! NOPE, I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE, NO SIR, WHEN I SAY I MEAN IT, THEN THAT MEANS THAT I MEAN IT, NO MORE AND NO LESS!!
    • Re: Dijonnaise?

      Sat, June 7, 2008 - 9:14 PM
      When that stuff first came out we took it camping, so we only had to pack one condiment. I did not realize what it was, because some one else purchased it. It was awful! I could taste the mayo, and feel the texture....... it was not good.
  • Re: Dijonnaise?

    Sun, June 8, 2008 - 11:50 AM
    Dijonnaise is yet another tool of the devil for deception. Mustard is a gift, not a vehicle for such evil. Shame on the bastards who corrupted such a tasy condiment.

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