i was working at sea with a group of micronesians and these guys didnt eat hamburgers/sandwiches with mayo, they ate their mayo with a little bread and meat. the 4 of them went through a costco sized jar a week. seasickness is nothing compared to mayosickness. i was thoroughly disgusted. im still scarred.

the final straw came on a day when we were eating fresh sushi and they offered me some "japanese style" sauce for my sashimi. it was brownish and i was caught offguard, but one taste and i spit that crap overboard (to their laughter). ingredients: mayo, soy sauce and wasabi. seriously, that dont sound too japanese to me. i ate the rest of my meals outside or while they were asleep.

when we ran out of mayo, they freaked out and we went home soon thereafter.

I'm pretty hardcore when it comes to burgers, i dont even allow ketchup on them. You're right though James, Wendys is really bad when it comes to getting your order right. I really can't even eat fast food anymore because I get so tired of screaming at the speaker

"No... mustard pickle onion ONLY"

"No not mayo...MUSTARD!"

"No I want oni... LADY come on seriously?!"

and then I'm sitting there talking to myself on the drive to the window -- "Lady i swear if there's mayo on my shit... i will bomb this place!"